Utility Vest

Brand-new utility vest with ... well, stuff for utilities, who would have thought! It can be used for real men things like a hammer, screwdriver, or your drill (which you obviously have) or ... poppers, condoms, lubricants, wallet, mobile phone, and disposable gloves.

The vest is one-size-fits-all; all parts are adjustable. It comes with 6 different Velcro patches that can easily be removed:

• Officer
• Slut
• Master
• Slave
• Alpha
• Police

The materials of the vests are Nylon Cordura and Polyester Mesh, with elastic bands and grippy material on the chest.

Please note that in some countries (like Germany) it is forbidden to wear "POLICE" in public.